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Squaring the circle

22 August, 2008

This from Brunhilde:

After 23 years in the prep room, a certain venerable member of staff is pleased to announce that he feels young again since he can still be surprised by the stupidity (is this a fair comment?) of a student.

VMoS (to SS precariously balancing large test-tubes in a small cuvette rack): Careful, that rack is not for test tubes, it's for cuvettes
SS (who can NEVER be wrong): Then why aren't the holes square?
VMoS: Because you can't drill a square hole.
SS: Why not?

Laugh? Until we stopped. And then we started again.

Comments

I'm sure I won't be the only one to point out that you can, in fact, drill a square hole. (See, for example, http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=647)

That said, I don't think such bits are commercially available, nor would they work with a standard drill.

Don't your cuvettes come in boxes with square holes? That's what I use as cuvette rack.

Mine do, yes: but they do things differently elsewhere in the department.

Interesting contraption, Ian. I wonder if it actually works or breaks every third hole?

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