You know those disclaimers you get at the bottom of emails? The ones that keep corporate lawyers happy but essentially are worthless?
This takes some beating:
Gall y neges e-bost hon, ac unrhyw atodiadau a anfonwyd gyda hi, gynnwys deunydd cyfrinachol ac wedi eu bwriadu i'w defnyddio'n unig gan y sawl y cawsant eu cyfeirio ato (atynt). Os ydych wedi derbyn y neges e-bost hon trwy gamgymeriad, rhowch wybod i'r anfonwr ar unwaith a dilëwch y neges. Os na fwriadwyd anfon y neges atoch chi, rhaid i chi beidio â defnyddio, cadw neu ddatgelu unrhyw wybodaeth a gynhwysir ynddi. Mae unrhyw farn neu safbwynt yn eiddo i'r sawl a'i hanfonodd yn unig ac nid yw o anghenraid yn cynrychioli barn Prifysgol Bangor. Nid yw Prifysgol Bangor yn gwarantu bod y neges e-bost hon neu unrhyw atodiadau yn rhydd rhag firysau neu 100% yn ddiogel. Oni bai fod hyn wedi ei ddatgan yn uniongyrchol yn nhestun yr e-bost, nid bwriad y neges e-bost hon yw ffurfio contract rhwymol - mae rhestr o lofnodwyr awdurdodedig ar gael o Swyddfa Cyllid Prifysgol Bangor. www.bangor.ac.uk
I don't know what a 100% ddiogel is but I want one.
Comments
Hah! Is that Welsh?
Posted by: tee | October 7, 2008 02:31 PM
yup :)
Posted by: bk | October 7, 2008 03:28 PM
Years ago on the way to a campsite in Wales for a family holiday, we tripped a speed camera. When we got home 2 weeks later, I opened my post. There was this official-looking letter telling me I had a parking fine, but every other line was unintelligible. At first I put it down to the effects of eye strain after a long drive. The next day I discovered that it was bilingual English and Welsh, saying that if I didn't send sixy groats to the Chief Druid pronto, they'd feed me to the sheep.
Posted by: Henry | October 8, 2008 08:34 AM
You're just saying that because you know I don't believe Volvos can go that fast.
Posted by: bk | October 8, 2008 09:20 AM