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30 September, 2008

The Vice Chancellor says,

This is to wish staff and students celebrating Rosh Hashanah "Shana Tova", and also to wish "Eid Mubarak" to those celebrating Eid ul-Fitr.

The Black Knight is disgusted at this lack of inclusiveness. To remedy the situation he would like to wish all students, for the next month according to preference, a

  • Bodacious Birth of the Bab
  • Unparalleled United Nations Day
  • Barmy Beltane
  • Awesome All Saints' Day
  • "Gemar Chatimah Tovah" for Yom Kippur
  • Inspirational International Raccoon Appreciation Day
  • Nubile Navaratri
  • "Happy Birthday" to the People's Republic of China and Mahatma Gandhi
  • Delicious Diwali
  • "Heghjaj Harbe'wI'pu'!"
  • "Fiesta!" for Día de la Raza and Discovery of America Day
  • "Yom Tov" for Sukkot
  • Righteous Reformation Day
  • "Chanté - messes"
  • Rum-filled Merchant Holiday
  • "Annyeong" for Korean National Foundation Day
  • Rollicking Ramadan
  • "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
  • Worry-free World Mental Health Day
  • Happy Hallowe'en

and finally, because this is (nominally) a science weblog, a Memorable Mole Day.


(The Black Knight apologizes to anyone left out due to space constraints, but especially to Shintoans, Zoroastrians and Rastafarians.)

My young apprentice asked for help with a method this afternoon.

I put on my labcoat (it felt like meeting an old friend) and ...
couldn't find the piece of equipment we needed.

In a flash of horror I felt like I'd turned into a

supervisor.

I'm sorry. I'm sure the feeling will pass. Meantime, I need to stand right in the middle of the corridor and talk to some senior faculty.

Steve Matheson links to an extraordinary video.

Go see it.

Laugh.

Because sometimes, that's all you can do.

Over at the Forum (well, a forum, anyways), a denizen complains that the Press does not identify the 'scientist' in headlines of the sort "Moon cheese makes your toenails grow, say scientists". This is, our complainant complains (um, sorry about that) in contrast to the treatment of 'celebrities' by the media; "The actor Russell Crowe told reporters that", and that this difference serves to reinforce the gulf that exists between media attitudes towards entertainers and scientists.


Check the BBC news pages and you'll notice that they nearly always start their science news stories with the word 'scientists' appearing as the subject (e.g. Scientists have discovered that...'. Contrast this with their approach to entertainers, who will usually be named as the subject, and their discipline will be added as a subject complement (e.g. The actor Russell Crowe told reporters that...)

Now, I'm a little confused about this, because I don't think that most scientists actually sign on in order to be famous. We'd all like to discover DNA, say, but we know that such paradigm shifts are rare and as long as we can persuade the granting agencies to continue our secret projects to maintain secret cheese-making factories on the moon staffed entirely by Lego® Mindstorms™ robots, we're happy.

Our agitator, however, demands recognition on behalf of all scientific disciplines and exhorts us to rise up and be counted.

It's not true, anyway. Randomly clicking through the BBC News to find evidence for or against his hypothesis (see? Science. Testing things) I found the headline

A greener way to recover methane

that says

A report in Nature has shown how crude oil in deposits around the world is naturally broken down by microbes to methane.

Scientists say that increasing microbe activity. . .

So far, so consistent with. But then, four sentences (and don't get me started on the whole 1 sentence = 1 polypeptidearagraph thing) further on,


"The main thing is you'd be recovering a much cleaner fuel," says co-author Steve Larter, a petroleum geologist from the University of Calgary.

making the hypothesis look pretty damned shaky.

I would not have bothered bringing this to your attention, but my eye was caught by someone at Imperial College, who writes


Prof Sian Harding was featured in the Sunday edition of The Star. She's one of the research groups in my department. My dad asked why was she featured and not my bosses. Well, its because:

1. She is a pharmacologist and therefore huge clinical potential aka more relevance to everyday life.

2. She has a huge lab made up of an army of lab butt monkeys aka phd students and post docs.

and the clincher?

3. If anyone from the media tried to contact my boss, he would probably tell them to sod off.

There you go. The last thing we want while ironing out bugs in secret cheese-making etc. is some damned journalist wanting to know our name (thank you, John Proctor).

Help!

11 December, 2007

Seen while reading a journal's website:

help!


Oh, if only.

Happy Birthday!

21 November, 2007

HUGE shout out to Audra, who is celebrating her birthday today (Wednesday, for those of you behind the dateline). It's generally considered a milestone, which probably means she's old enough to know better.

Go and leave some good wishes.

Update: And it's the same score for Jenny Hotpants, my favourite editor, I realize this morning. But she doesn't have a 'personal' website.

Smoke on the Water

24 October, 2007

A little bit off the wall, but for anyone who hasn't yet woken up to Stephen Fry's weblog, you should:

Imagine that one day someone hit himself lightly on the head with a parsnip. Instead of stopping (for this is a foolish thing to do) he carried on doing it. When he eventually did stop he went about his business but discovered, much to his surprise, that he had a sudden unconquerable urge to hit himself lightly on the head with a parsnip all over again. So he did. And the more he did it, the more he needed to do it. The act of doing it gave him a tiny surge of joy, a little rush of pleasure that had to be elicited, never mind what a twazzock he looked, parsnipping himself on the head all day.

Smoking is no less stupid than that. In fact it is a whole bicycle-shed more stupid, because it’s smelly, unsociable, carcinogenic etc etc etc. But the principle is the same: smoking has absolutely no point other than to stop the misery of not smoking

Crosswords

20 August, 2007

Hah! And you guys think I'm a pedant?

About the Rat

Black Knight is interested in the interaction of science (as a day job and as a way of thinking) with his family, the wider community and literature. And tormenting students. Frequently polemical, sometimes serious, and hopefully always entertaining more

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