#1. I still count on my fingers sometimes. And I get stuck on my 9 times tables.
#2. I look terrible in overalls. Also, those flouro vests do nothing for my complexion.
#3. If I was told to build a bridge it would be covered in statues and probably made of paddlepop sticks. And those little coloured pipe cleaners you used to use in pre-school. It would be very aesthetically pleasing though.
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#231. I don't know where the engineering faculty office is.
#232. In high pressure bomb defusing situations I always cut the green wire.
#233. I can sing quite well.
#234. You should never trust me with your life. That never works out well... Oh, maybe once.
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#765. I can't remember the difference between a spanner and a wrench.
#766. My favourite part of metalwork class in high school was when we engraved pictures on whatever we had made.
#767. I have the muscle mass of a seven year old.
#768. My facial expression during the entirity of the engo revue last year was one of disbelief.
#769. All my Arts friends would disown me.

Comments
That is the funniest posting ever!
And what IS the difference between a spanner and a wrench?!
Posted by: Ghassan | July 1, 2006 12:55 AM