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The most effective kind of nail polish to apply in times of intense procrastination is French Tip - at three coats a pop, they take an infallible maximum amount of time.

Ebay boasts some very interesting things. For example, air guitars. Also, found in the “Lot’s more > Other > Bizarre > Truly Bizarre” category - mouldy waffles with ZOMG written on them with chocolate topping (they claimed to be “Ebay’s first ZOMG waffles”, apparently had a life of their own, and ended up selling for a remarkably high price).

An article in the (previously respected by me) Good Weekend about the Veronicas is confusing and scaring me a great deal. Most especially the part referring to them “singing”, hilariously (and as I believe somewhat euphemistically) their voices are described as possessing “cascading natural harmonics”.

I wonder why smoking isn’t illegal... like actually? I mean, killing people isn’t generally tolerated right?

I really should watch that movie, Alien vs Predator, seeing as I man a stall selling monster predators at the Rocks Markets (not a plug at all). Hmmmm, maybe I should go borrow the DVD right now. And the original Predator, too, for good measure. Also maybe the sequel, Predator 2. Make that definitely, it's an absolute must.

I am completely fascinated by the mammoth blind pimple on the side of my nose. It’s like a third nostril.

I think the pink lids on the coffees I buy which save me from 3-o-clock-itis every Saturday at markets have spurred an affinity with pink in me. Also, bold font makes me so happy, probably because of its connection with receiving new emails. Mmmmm, bold.

I’m sick of growing my hair, I really want to get it cut.

I would very much enjoy someone to hug right now.

I never should have taught my mum the word ‘procrastination’; she now uses it to accurately describe everything I do.

Comments

Why do magpies constantly attack cyclists?

im not sure, but there's a bird that ALWAYS attacks students on the way from eastern avenue to fisher.. and this bird isnt scared of ANYTHING, it will come and land on your head. cyclists or otherwise. i was actually very happy to see someone else be the victim of it the other day (well not happy for them, more the fact that it wasnt picking solely on me. and i also managed to comfort him with a, 'don't worry.. happens to me all the time')

i hung CD's from the trees outside my room, but the mynah birds just wont shut up at 5am in the morning, and its 10 minutes till M*A*S*H time, hurray! thats 12 hours after the birds wake up. hmmm... 12 hours = 12 hours study? more like 2 hours study and 10 hours worth of guilt. And Chocolate....mmmmm.

This site is so bad for me... i'll blame it if I fail... tis a rather convenient scapegoat.

aha, yes, blogging is the new tv... (read my next post for explanation ;) )

*Sigh* VCE (Victorian certificate of education) exams start the day after tomorrow, I havn't studied so I guess I will have to give the whole 'study' concept a go.
yep, right afterI watch those dvd's I borrowed off my mate, and I meet up with that chick I like for lunch, then I have to visit my grandmother sometime that this arvo. Oh and later this evening I have to get on 'World of Warcraft' the online multiplayer game because I promised I would help my friend from Chicago to do some quests on the game. hmm, would need to set aside about 3hrs for that, plus time for me to get my newest character to the next level. ooooh I can't foget that I have to call my mate later and organize a time for us to go fishing tomorrow, will have to get going for that late morning, probably get back around dinner time.
I might have a quiet night in, maybe play a bit more WoW, oh and I will have to update my myspace blog, then theres that movie on TV that I have been waiting for, that runs late, so I might go to bed straight after so I am not tired come exams the next day.

Exam revision at its finest.

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