Apologies firstly for the low word count of this blog. I have exams coming up, the stress of which renders me incapable of pretty much everything - including studying for exams.
Secondly, it has recently come to my attention that an alarming number of people aren't releasing the full potential of their calculators. I have a trick, taught to me at the tender and impressionable age of 7, that will make you and your CASIO the talk of the town.
Basically, you need yourself, a calculator and a bunch of adoring fans. Punch in the numbers I've put in brackets whilst regaling this incredible story:
Pamela Anderson has boobs sixty-nine (69) inches long. They are too (2), too (2), TOO (2) big. She has been to five (5) doctors. One (1) of them said take eight (x)(8) pills. In the morning, she was completely...
Press the equals button, turn your calculator upside down, and enjoy!
Happy STUVAC everybody!
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I used to love calculator messages, even though there are only so many words you can achieve.
Posted by: Courtney | June 11, 2008 12:06 PM